the best thing about grocery shopping is walking with your cart and then suddenly letting it go so it keeps going by itself. be free, young one
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
if i finish first I make up for it with my tongue. My lady deserves to cum too.
thanks for sharing kevin
hate to be a party pooper but that ‘official look’ at capaldi as the doctor is just his head photoshopped onto robert downey jr’s body and the gun is replaced with a sonic screwdriver
H-how did this even? Are their not laws?! I thought..what about copyright?! I’m so confused!
My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’
THESE WERE THE SCARIEST FUCKING PARTS OF THEBOOKS THEY FREAKED ME OUT SO FUCKING BAD WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD NIGHTMARES GODDAMNIT
Sadly they are getting rid of them during the new ‘reprints’ as apparently scaring the shit out of our generation was just fine but this new one is too sensitive.
Honestly if they can’t handle the pictures they aren’t going to be able to handle a story about a scarecrow demon murdering a farmer and wearing his skin.
Or a dogs head rolling down the stairs
Or a dead man being left on a train
Or a toe growing out of the ground